The Armed Republic of JoJos Bizarre Government is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Head of the Jojo Fanclub with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.777 billion JoJos Bizarre Governmentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polnareff Land. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse bizarre economy, worth 233 trillion Brandoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,985 Brandoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JoJos Bizarre Government's national animal is the Iggy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JoJos Bizarre Government is ranked 54,232^nd in the world and 3,338^th in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,035.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.